Where:
"X" = Comedy
"Y" = Tragedy
"T" = Time

16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from with 101,885 notes

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Everybody Lives with 14,121 notes

benjamingrimes:

Blood Moon eclipse. Next time I’m going to rent a longer lens.
4/15/14

benjamingrimes:

Blood Moon eclipse. Next time I’m going to rent a longer lens.

4/15/14

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15th April 2014

Post reblogged from Everybody Lives with 46 notes

friendzone

redpowergirl:

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn’t matter. They’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

Source: redpowergirl

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from BDSMGeek with 30 notes

bryanreganphotography:

Day - 207 - Food Bondage series

bryanreganphotography:

Day - 207 - Food Bondage series

Source: bryanreganphotography

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Inside my little odd mind with 163,365 notes

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

Source: prettylittletmi

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Inside my little odd mind with 498,082 notes

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

Source: kendrawcandraw

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Inside my little odd mind with 42,119 notes

Source: thorlokid

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Everybody Lives with 30,627 notes

brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

Source: brucebannrs

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sufficiently Fluffy with 80,689 notes

geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

Source: geek-studio

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from what with 31,083 notes

abaffledking:

tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

Fucking losers
I want five

Source: tastefullyoffensive

14th April 2014

Photo reblogged from what with 565,565 notes

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

Source: verticurl

14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Splinters of Light with 25,742 notes

Source: snarkys

14th April 2014

Photo reblogged from BDSMGeek with 63,841 notes


Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME
REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:
Not enough lubrication.
Not enough preparation.
Not enough foreplay.
Your partner is a giant dicksplash.
TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:
LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.
Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.
This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.
Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.
If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.
even more information about the hymen

Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME

REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:

  • Not enough lubrication.
  • Not enough preparation.
  • Not enough foreplay.
  • Your partner is a giant dicksplash.

TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:

  • LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
  • FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
  • PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
  • A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.

Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.

This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.

Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.

If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.

even more information about the hymen

Source: candidlycara

13th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 87,710 notes

samandriel:

i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”

Source: grumpybilbo

11th April 2014

Video reblogged from what with 60,109 notes

moonblossom:

fighting-for-animals:

This dog is not allowed on the bed. So his human installed a camera to check what happens when the dog stays home alone. The results are hilarious.

My favourite part of this whole video is the cat. It’s like “oh my god you fucking moron.”

Source: fightingforanimals