Where:
"X" = Comedy
"Y" = Tragedy
"T" = Time

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Circus girl, without a safety net. with 124,060 notes

disheveledwisdom:

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

in 3 different time periods, the magical high speed time traveling carpet

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1st September 2014

Photo reblogged from N E U R O M Æ N C E R with 74 notes

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from 100% all-natural weeaboo with 206,407 notes

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

crossbowsandwalkers:

apineappleincident:

rachnole:

lieutenant-fox:

vonpipkin:

turianbutts:

aloveforfashion:

misschinkyeyes:

james-st-james:

sex.

Yess

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear

I want the red ones for reasons

I just want it all. Men seem to get the coolest clothes. For the most part, it’s not even funny.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s menwear

I’m genderqueer

I wear what I want

fuq da popo

Mother of unf.

People wonder why I prefer winter.

Hot. Stylish. Yes. 

I NEED ALL OF THESE I DON’T CARE IF IM A WOMAN

Please excuse me while I orgasm at the thought of those on my favorite men.

Source: lionheart

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 49,565 notes

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

Source: jibblyuniverse

30th August 2014

Post reblogged from Everybody Lives with 31,934 notes

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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Source: violanthe

30th August 2014

Audio post reblogged from Circus girl, without a safety net. with 274 notes - Played 1,607 times

currentrotation:

"I Alone" by Live

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

Source: currentrotation

30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Circus girl, without a safety net. with 3,725 notes

Source: neilcicierega

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH with 616,204 notes

woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

Source: hvfflepvff

28th August 2014

Video reblogged from Everybody Lives with 86,817 notes

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

Source: youtube.com

27th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Circus girl, without a safety net. with 84,098 notes

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Source: chicklikemeblog

27th August 2014

Video reblogged from Buzz Buzz Clank with 11 notes

overheal:

y’alls seen this right

Source: overheal

26th August 2014

Post reblogged from Everybody Lives with 300,047 notes

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

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“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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Source: baara

25th August 2014

Photo reblogged from I've got a bucket full of sunshine with 30,935 notes

willin0ise:

eviehartley:

theladycheeky:

.@Stoya can’t give talks in high schools, because she makes porn films. If she could, here’s what she’d say about respecting other people’s boundaries during sex.
A person’s first condom, strap-on, or lacy thong doesn’t come with a pamphlet explaining active consent. Tampon companies don’t print statements on the back of their boxes encouraging teenagers to express their desires and ask for the desires of their sexual partners. Someone should do something about this. It would be extremely inappropriate for me to march into high schools and begin expounding upon communication, respecting other people’s limits, and taking responsibility for expressing your own. What I can do is expound upon some basic guidelines on the internet and hope the core concepts trickle down. 
So, here they are: 
1. Ask the people you will be having sex with what their preferences and limits are. This fosters active consent and encourages communication. 
2. In order for a sexual partner to be able to give you what you want, you have to tell them what your desires are. A sexual partner can’t respect your limits if you don’t express them. 
3. It is completely OK to retract your consent during a sex act. You can say that something is more intense than you thought it would be and you are no longer OK with it. If you do not speak up your partner(s) have no guaranteed way of knowing that you are unhappy or uncomfortable. 
4. If a sexual partner says something hurts, uses a “safe word” or other signal to communicate that they want the sexual interaction to stop, or just looks unhappy, freaked out, or generally not OK, you need to stop what you’re doing and check in with them.
5. If your partner(s) are drunk or high, their ability to consent is questionable. If they’ve previously expressed distaste for anal sex and are slurring “Fuck my asshole” you should politely decline and bring the subject up later when they’re sober. This applies to any sexual act that you have not previously engaged in with this person. 
6. As a general rule, don’t penetrate an orifice, pee, vomit, or bleed on someone, or slap them around without discussing the act first. 
7. If your sexual partner(s) express a limit or ask for something to stop and you do not respect it, you are stepping onto a scale that ranges from “jerk” to “full-on rapist”. Personally, I don’t want to be on that scale at all, and I don’t want to engage in sexual activity with anyone who does hang out on that scale. 
8. If one of your sexual partners steps on to the jerk-to-full-on rapist scale, call them out on it. You have the right to end the sexual activity you are engaged in and to decline sexual activity with them in the future. There you are. If any condom companies want to use those bits on their wrappers, hit me up.
-Stoya
Originally published in: New Statesman.To read the entire article, CLICK below:
http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2014/01/if-you-dont-want-say-no-porn-stars-guide-sexual-consent
Follow Stoya on Tumblr: http://stoya.tumblr.com
Follow Stoya on Twitter: @stoya​
Follow Stoya on Instagram: http://instagram.com/stoya

Fuck I love her

Not too long ago I had someone laughing at me for asking so many questions and stuff and they said they appreciated it but it was strange to them. I felt bad just because it was very obvious that no one ever took her safety/pleasure into consideration.

willin0ise:

eviehartley:

theladycheeky:

.@Stoya can’t give talks in high schools, because she makes porn films. If she could, here’s what she’d say about respecting other people’s boundaries during sex.

A person’s first condom, strap-on, or lacy thong doesn’t come with a pamphlet explaining active consent. Tampon companies don’t print statements on the back of their boxes encouraging teenagers to express their desires and ask for the desires of their sexual partners. Someone should do something about this. It would be extremely inappropriate for me to march into high schools and begin expounding upon communication, respecting other people’s limits, and taking responsibility for expressing your own. What I can do is expound upon some basic guidelines on the internet and hope the core concepts trickle down. 

So, here they are: 

1. Ask the people you will be having sex with what their preferences and limits are. This fosters active consent and encourages communication. 

2. In order for a sexual partner to be able to give you what you want, you have to tell them what your desires are. A sexual partner can’t respect your limits if you don’t express them. 

3. It is completely OK to retract your consent during a sex act. You can say that something is more intense than you thought it would be and you are no longer OK with it. If you do not speak up your partner(s) have no guaranteed way of knowing that you are unhappy or uncomfortable. 

4. If a sexual partner says something hurts, uses a “safe word” or other signal to communicate that they want the sexual interaction to stop, or just looks unhappy, freaked out, or generally not OK, you need to stop what you’re doing and check in with them.

5. If your partner(s) are drunk or high, their ability to consent is questionable. If they’ve previously expressed distaste for anal sex and are slurring “Fuck my asshole” you should politely decline and bring the subject up later when they’re sober. This applies to any sexual act that you have not previously engaged in with this person. 

6. As a general rule, don’t penetrate an orifice, pee, vomit, or bleed on someone, or slap them around without discussing the act first. 

7. If your sexual partner(s) express a limit or ask for something to stop and you do not respect it, you are stepping onto a scale that ranges from “jerk” to “full-on rapist”. Personally, I don’t want to be on that scale at all, and I don’t want to engage in sexual activity with anyone who does hang out on that scale. 

8. If one of your sexual partners steps on to the jerk-to-full-on rapist scale, call them out on it. You have the right to end the sexual activity you are engaged in and to decline sexual activity with them in the future. There you are. If any condom companies want to use those bits on their wrappers, hit me up.

-Stoya

Originally published in: New Statesman.
To read the entire article, CLICK below:

http://www.newstatesman.com/voices/2014/01/if-you-dont-want-say-no-porn-stars-guide-sexual-consent

Follow Stoya on Tumblr: http://stoya.tumblr.com

Follow Stoya on Twitter: @stoya

Follow Stoya on Instagram: http://instagram.com/stoya

Fuck I love her

Not too long ago I had someone laughing at me for asking so many questions and stuff and they said they appreciated it but it was strange to them. I felt bad just because it was very obvious that no one ever took her safety/pleasure into consideration.

Source: theladycheeky

25th August 2014

Post reblogged from Everybody Lives with 267,977 notes

Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

Source: bagelr

25th August 2014

Photo reblogged from ghosting with 299,999 notes

joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

dogs are incredible

joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

dogs are incredible

Source: exploitastic