Where:
"X" = Comedy
"Y" = Tragedy
"T" = Time

23rd August 2014

Video reblogged from I've got a bucket full of sunshine with 29,621 notes

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

Maybe the whiskey’s gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You’d be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I’m not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch

Source: zankiegrance

22nd August 2014

Link reblogged from 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH with 23,288 notes

'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now' →

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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Source: nergal-junior

22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH with 27,499 notes

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

Source: aroseforalice

22nd August 2014

Photo reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 329,986 notes

venneh:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

:O

venneh:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

:O

21st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Everybody Lives with 244,645 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

21st August 2014

Photo reblogged from Everybody Lives with 68,141 notes

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

Source: al-grave

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 16,930 notes

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

I suddenly feel like there should be a porn TV series. With an ongoing plot. 

Source: huffingtonpost

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 30,853 notes

Source: iwouldfookthat

19th August 2014

Post reblogged from with 249,230 notes

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

Source: lnvocation

19th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Everybody Lives with 45,169 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[invisiblebread]

tastefullyoffensive:

[invisiblebread]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

18th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sufficiently Fluffy with 13,598 notes

twocentslice:

bradley cooper’s voice as rocket……….

Source: tapastic.com

18th August 2014

Video reblogged from N E U R O M Æ N C E R with 1,890 notes

neuromaencer:

real time face tracking & projection mapping.

warmly recommended to all my followers! MUST WATCH

18th August 2014

Photo reblogged from with 232,844 notes

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

Source: beyondhighh

17th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 421,373 notes

vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself

Source: supagirl

17th August 2014

Photo reblogged from I'm Not a Failure, I Swear with 68,569 notes

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

Source: nosdrinker